Haphazard Haiku

Dang, I don't know what my deal is, but the haiku are popping out like zits on a kid hitting puberty... There are some personal, some pop cultural, and a whole lot of current news...

A contract in hand
Working in a dorm with kids
One more year at least.
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Italian dinner
Wondering why I'm lucky
Having such good friends.
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Superbowl shuffle
Walter, McMahon and the Fridge
At least they could play.
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A lone crusader
Helped bring down the Berlin Wall
Once patrolled the beach.
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Fond du Lac people
Taking a leak in the streets
Get to write letters.
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A year between meals
Translucent until blood filled
Watch out for bed bugs.
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Bed bugs in New York
They have a taste for Swiss blood
Who want some money.
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Too much drinky drink
A night in the rubbish bin
Almost was his last.

Currently listening to: Barenaked Ladies -