2.6.05

Funny Dorm Phrases

Tonight I heard what could make the top ten humorous phrases I've heard or said in a dorm... The phrase of the evening was, "There are two dogs outside having intercourse." Unfortunately, I didn't hear correctly, and asked the student to repeat it, so he did - twice. (he was yelling this to me from two floors up) Soon every student was either hanging out a window, looking over the edge of the roof, or running out the front door to see the dogs.

What is worse is that this is the dog that has been talked about by my coworker here and here. This dog has disturbed way too many people's sleep patterns. He/she/it should have not been allowed to reproduce.
If I had money to spare, I might put a few of these around the area.

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