Post #150 - To Whom It May Concern

This post is directed to the person who was sneaking around in my mailbox at work.

To you the Sneaky One,
You probably thought you were really sly, asking me if I had seen a certain movie, and mentioning how you were thinking about going to see it in the theather. I bet you thought you were successful to get me to mention not only did I see it, but had it on DVD. I bet you were about to list yourself as clever when I started talking about how you could borrow it soon, after I had the chance to watch it again. Well, you are wrong on all accounts. Why? You made a simple mistake, in that you infringed in my personal space, and you admitted to it. You told me that you had seen the movie sitting in my mailbox. So when I went up to see that my movies had been returned, I noticed that they were all in my box, pushed all the way to the back, and were put there so that no one could see what movies they were. Thus, it appears that you had to take them out, and then put them back again. Thus, you will not be borrowing said movie anytime soon. It might be a bit harsh, but dang it, that is just the way I'm feeling about this matter at this point. Sorry.

Currently listening to: Wilco -

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Blogger Idol - Week Nine - My Picks

Here are my favorites for the week. I do have to admit that number 5 and 6 are my favorites.
1. What a Beautiful Day
2. Krystyk
3. Codswallop and Flapdoodle
4. Skywalking
5. Pantyraider
6. November 31

Be sure to check out the other entries for this week by clicking the little button.


Currently listening to: Gordon Lightfoot -

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One More For the Road

Take the Hey Hey, Which Monkee Are You? Quiz.


Currently listening to: Klonakilty - Symbiosis

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Web Quiz Friday...

So, I'm going to take a few of these "which ____ are you" quizes and post the results for my viewers.


How dumb are you?

Like, you're real dumb. Totally!

If you're lucky, your abject stupidity will become the stuff of legend. For decades to come, people will recall how you ran into a lamppost at your cousin's barbecue, or how you brought the world to the brink of nuclear war by peeing into Jiang Zemin's bidet. Not that you know who Jiang Zemin is. Or what a bidet is. Fool.

I am an Asteroid. I am a drifter. I go where life leads, which makes me usually a very calm and content sort of person. That or thoroughly apathetic. Usually I keep on doing whatever I'm doing, and it takes something special to make me change my mind. What Video Game Character Are You?

Currently listening to: Klonakilty - Symbiosis

Web Quizes Rock

I really don't know what I find interesting about all the stupid web quizes out there, but dang it, I do. So today I'm going to take a few and let you know the results....


Which Colossal Death Robot Are You?

Vast, red and ready to turn into a lorry at the slightest provocation, you are a robot to be reckoned with. Although sickeningly noble, you just can't resist a good interplanetary war, especially when Orson Welles is involved. You have friends who can shoot tapes from their chests. Tapes that turn into panthers. And other friends who are dinosaurs. Dinosaurs who jump out of planes. Will you have my children?


Which Annoying B-list Celebrity Are You?

You're Pauly Shore.

Possibly the most obnoxious B-list celebrity there ever was or could ever be, you were once an MTV veejay but have since moved into the world of really, really bad movies. Take, for example, Biodome. Or the risible Encino Man (aka California Man). You've complained that Beavis and Butthead stole your act - and you may well be right. Ugh.

Currently listening to: Klonakilty - Symbiosis

Way Too Funny

As I pass by these type of containers every day to work, but have never thought of Germans actually taking something from them, I find this photo pretty dang funny.



It is from this news story about a guy trying to steal some clothes from a charity clothing container.

Currently listening to: Johnny Cash -

Could have been a funny story....

So this guy writes an article title, "RIAA Claims Music On Car Radios Meant Only For Original Vehicle Owner!!!!," but in the first line after the title is the word satire in parenthesis, and then after the last line is another announcement of the fact that it is satire. As one who enjoys a good satirical piece of reading, the one thing that will kill that enjoyment is banners telling me that it is satire. If it is good satire, most people will fall for it, but upon deep thinking later, will kick themselves for being tricked. But then again, that is just my opinion, and this post is not satire.

Currently listening to: Some CD I bought today for one Euro called "Famous Synthesizer Hits," with songs like Enola Gay, Lucifer, Supercopter (aka the theme to Airwolf), Nikita, the robot, and Sabre dance.

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