On the back of this football card are the simple statistics:
Playing without dorky helmet - 0 first downs, 0 touchdowns
Playing with dorky helmet - 1 first down, 2 touchdowns
plus the trivial fact, "In the off-season he likes to travel by train to remote and unique destinations."
Now all I need is a helmet company that is in need of a spokesperson. I'd be willing to decorate the helmet with stickers and logos of any interested parties.
Currently listening to: Kings of Convenience - "Misread"