I feel like a kid
Stuck in the basement to eat
At least I got pie.
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iPod hard drive crash
Replacement comes in the mail
Yeah for warranty.
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Two Thai teas to drink
Set the spice level to four
In my red curry.
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The East versus West
Paulie gets a gift robot
If he dies, he dies.
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Four pounds of turkey
One hundred pounds of woman
Twelve minute pig out.
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Parade loving folk
Sent into a mass panic
When balloons attack.
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The drug tryptophan
In pure form makes one sleepy
But not in turkey.
EDIT -
Wax on and wax off
The karate kid was taught
The teacher is gone
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3 comments:
man, you were on a haiku roll! nicesuh!
You are amusing! Have a great Saturday :o)
Scary. Unless I am mistaken most of that made sense to me. So you got stuck in the lower caf for Thanksgiving dinner huh?
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