How To Find Me

I'm looking at statistics on how people in the month of January traveled from a search engine to my website. Besides the dangerously large number of people looking for girlfriend applications, there are people searching for other items. Here are my favorite phrases that brought them here....

1. Lead Apron Cleaning
2. Listen to rod stewart forever young listen to song lyrics with sound
3. Scooby Do Toilet Seat
4. Think twice before singing YMCA
5. How to sell your girlfriend
6. 'Mary Lou Retton' pyramid
7. Find out if you have warrants in Texas
8. Can Ryan watch the movie the Ryan goes to McDonald's and eat lunch

If you did come here looking for the answer to number seven, I've got a friend that might be able to help.

How did you get here?

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