Be On Alert

Christians everywhere have been put on Gay Alert. According to this article believers everywhere are to be on the watch for Spongebob and his square pants after he and some friends released this terrorist video. Rumor has it he is running around with Tinky Winky and Barney in a gayification of American. They are believed to be armed, dangerous, and able to soak up a whole lot of water. They might also be traveling with Clifford the Big Red Dog, Aloysius Snuffleupagus, Bill Cosby, and Bob the Builder (Like a construction worker would hang out with gay folk). They are believed to be traveling in some form of magic school bus, no word if it is a short one or not.

So lock up your kids, destroy your television, and run for the hills yelling, "Wolverines!"

Or better yet, take up your sword and go all Braveheart on that little sponge if you see him.

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